Malakand Pass

A mountain pass in the Malakand District, Pakistan.

The Malakand Pass is always crowded with trucks.

by Malakand_man May 28, 2009

Malakai

Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions

Want to talk about good books just ask Malakai

by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020

malakai

Malakai is a freestyling champion and makes "songs" with his beatbox buddy. He enjoys sports such as rushing people and cannot get rushed because he will fuck you up after.

Wow,look! i think hes called Malakai because he is freestyling with the beatboxer.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.

by abcdefghiJK1086 November 19, 2019

malakai sexual

only attracted to malakai

i am malakai sexual

by THNKUPAPA July 25, 2021

Malakai

Stupid little hoe bitch that can go to hell annoying and a little pest can’t figure out 1+1 can’t get any girl he will end up in a house full of cats like the crazy cat lady

Malakai is so stupid he is ugly too

by Skylerislit January 16, 2019

Malakai

A amazing person who has lots of good friends and is very caring

“I met this nice person today”

“Hmmm probably a malakai”

by ......3 October 18, 2020

Malaka

Means wanker in Greek. The best word ever. Makes sense in any usage and most uncultured swines don’t know what it means. Most commonly used in assasins creed odyssey (the best game in the world).

Cultured swine: did you know that you have to buy the fate of Atlantis dlc in assasins creed odyssey?

Cultured frog: I know they’re fucking malakas!:(

by A_dickhead_hater August 14, 2019