Mallory

A beautiful person who everyone likes. Full of knowledge, very smart and wise, Mallory is the best person you will know.

She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).

All around an awesome person.

See goddess and perfect .

Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!

by Beautiful Goddess May 27, 2008

Malloritis

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

by CyborgTm July 3, 2007

Mallory

an all-around awesome person, someone you definitely do not want to lose. someone people want to clone to keep for themselves. although stubborn at times, a Mallory is someone you can depend on in pressure situations. over-analyzes things too much. also intelligent.

that mallory over there is so cool. i want her as a best friend!

by mmac809 October 19, 2008

Mallory

Mallory is the most amazing person in the world and there is no one who has ever lived or ever will live who can match up to her awesomness or her beauty she is perfect and I am so lucky to be her boyfriend

Mallory is soooooooooooooo Awesome

by Erodrig September 15, 2011

Mallorie

Mallorie is a very smart and well known girl. She is usually shy when meeting knew people. Mallorie is slim thick and has pretty hair. Mallorie is most common with big beautiful brown eyes. Everyone loves her smile and her eyes the look forward to seeing a mallorie. Mallorie is also known for having the best p****. But she also has a heart of gold. Once you have her you never wanna loose her.

Look at that ass. She must be a mallorie.

Her smile is so cute. I swear she is a mallorie.

Man I just had the best pussy ever ! She was defiantly a mallorie.

by Lovelymal November 6, 2018

dorkus malorkus

a super dork...often used by a dork to call another dork more of a dork

Lisa says, Chris you are a dorkus malorkus

by tempy1 May 30, 2004

Malboro 72

Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.

Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.

Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out

Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...

Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though

Customer : Is that a real cigarette?

by Spezter January 22, 2009