Martined

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?

by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020

Rebeca Martinez

A Queen

Rebeca Martinez is a Queen

by Remilio April 19, 2018

Deson Martinez

Henry Millers Husband

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."

by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Martinelli

1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.

2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.

1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."

2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."

by One cool Martinelli August 11, 2008

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

Martinez Twins

Angels who deserve the world and the kindest individuals around.

Martinez Twins? Yeah they're fricking sweethearts man.

by HTlikesJakePaulstfu August 1, 2017