Bolshevik Marketing

When you tell the consumer what they "aught" to want, instead of delivering them a product they actually do want.

In an attempt at Bolshevik Marketing, EA Game's chief design officer Patrick Soderlund says not to buy Battlefield 5 if you aren't woke enough.

by Emperor_Volta November 30, 2018

Vector Marketing

A Pyramid Scheme

Vector Marketing is a Pyramid Scheme, taking advantage of poor young college students and the bottom, so the heads at the top can profit.

by ofelixdacat June 7, 2010

Maltings Academy

A wonderful land full of books and white boards also a type of prison for children !! :O

your under arrest your going to maltings academy

by lesbian kittens July 30, 2009

terror marketing

1. A play on words for 'tele marketing'

2. A term also used to describe the 'tele marketers' that call at the most inappropriate hours of the day, throwing your routine into chaos.

1.
D: "Dude i had a tele marketer call me on my mobile yesterday"
E: "Dont you mean terror marketer"

2.
D: "I had the most inconvenient tele marketer call me last night in the middle of dinner with my boss last night, they almost lost me my job!"
E: "Well thats terror marketing for ya"

by Ezzzzzzzzzzzzz June 19, 2008

Virtue Marketing

The act of Virtue Signalling from a corporate standpoint in an effort to ostracize some or all of your audience for the sake of moral superiority.

Stockholder: Why exactly is your company value down 50% in the last month?
CEO: We decided to take a political stance and made an attempt at Virtue Marketing our services. Turns out we told our primary audience we didn't want their money anymore. Whoops!

by OldSchoolAdvertiser July 19, 2017

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.

Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.

by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011