malcom richardson

Someone that turns you on even though you have a boyfriend. Fuckin smart. Has a maroon and white hankee.

Becky to Amanda: Oh my god check out that hot guy!
Amanda to becky: You little slut, you already have a boyfriend.
Becky to Amanda: Yea but he is soo malcom richardson.

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Malcolm Young

Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.

bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great

by Holly - AC/DC freak July 22, 2006

Malechanism

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server

My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism

by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

malcom in the middle

You're here. However, you want to be here ---> malcolm in the middle.

Bye

Malcom in the Middle is how some people spell Malcolm in the middle.

by starky July 2, 2006

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009

The Malcom X

The act of getting a girl high, solely by shotgunning marijuana smoke into her vagina.

I got the bitch completely baked when i did the Malcom X to her.

by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008