This is a definition of the "Main Line", a line of suburbs right outside of Philadelphia. First, all the little white boys think that they are gang members and go biking around the neighborhood that they call the "streets" or the "hood". No, just no. The rich main line moms are fucking annoying and act like their kids a miracle children sent from heaven but little do they know that they all JUUL and smoke whatever shit they are doing at frickin bar mitzvahs. There are many public schools, and some private schools. The kids, oh the kids, are fucking donkeys. With Wiggas, JAPS, kids that could possibly shoot up their school in the future, and stoners, the main line kids can not get any worse. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT go to Suburban Square, if you want to stay away from these pieces of donkey shit kids. Overall, no hate on the mainline(my hometown yo),but It is a sack of balls that is consumed with snobby ass kids who will die because their juuls killed them. . It is a fucking void that you will find yourself forever empty in there because everyone is jewish and u feel left out because your not jewish and its the trend to be jewish and have a fun mar mitzvah where your friends give speeches for you :(.
ben rosenberg from the main line: yo yo yo gang gang all on that gang shit my homie lets go bike to suburban square yo
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
jack goldstein: sounds like a good idea my brotha but I got some shit to do
ben rosenberg: what u gotta do
jack goldstein : I got piano practice
ben rosenberg: aww damn aint that a bitch
by urbangod11 September 17, 2019
worst. place. in. the. world.
unless you're rich and don't give a shit about anybody but your socialite friends, even though you talk about them behind their backs anyway.
unless you're rich and don't give a shit about anybody but your socialite friends, even though you talk about them behind their backs anyway.
i have been forced to live on the Main Line by my parents, which is why i'll probably end up in therapy someday.
by MAMANESE April 03, 2005
"yo where are we?" "Were in the main line!!!" "Whats there to do here?" "Oh I don't know lets go to the mall or buy weed!?!?!?!?"
by bubrusillo August 02, 2007
most of you obviously don't live on the main line because almost none of the people here are jewish. the majority of the main line is catholics. the main line is a suburb located out of philadelphia, and yes, most people are very rich. only about 60 or 70 percent, though. while the main line is mostly preppy people who are very rich, it is also very diverse. not everyone drives a jaguar. i don't care what everyone's stereotypes about it is, but i know for a fact it's got a whole different group of people. i have lived here since i was born. yeah, we have the second biggest mall in america, and yeah, there are a lot of starbucks, and yeah, about half of the residents are total preps, but a lot of them are really down-to-earth and/or middle class. i don't know what your big 'idea' about this place is, but it's not what you think it is. we don't all drive our big, fancy cars. not all of us shop at designer stores. unless you've actually been here and lived here for all your live, your conception about the main line and everybody living here is very, very wrong.
by kristenhope February 06, 2008
The main line is for rich kids and they are all jappy. THey can't go anywhere alone because they dont want to look emo and look like they don't have any friends. THey all carry there cellaphones around and are always texting or calling people and telling them gossip. Most of them belong to the merion cricket clb or the philadelohia cricket club. They all where polos and tees and tank and designer hand bag and desiner clothes. They all want there opion from there friedn to see if they look good. ANd they all go to private schools which is shipley baldwyne haverford ... they drive around in there merceds and BMW's and mustangs and lexus's. THey think everytone is looking at them and evryone likes them. They flirt with everyone. THe main liners are very rich and high mantenece but what can they say they are spoiled and dame proud of it!!
I wrote that because i think all of it is true because I happened to be a main liner and am very spoiled. I drive in my mercedes and my 2 lexus's. i blst my music so all of the attention is on me. i don't by any thing not designer because that would be wrong. I where abercrombie and fitch and hollister and american eagle and juicy coutore. I have vera bradley suit case and handbags and vercace sunglasses and chanel makeu. Well what more canI say I am vey high mantenence
by mdc June 13, 2006
most of you obviously don't live on the main line because almost none of the people here are jewish. the majority of the main line is catholics. the main line is a suburb located out of philadelphia, and yes, most people are very rich. only about 60 or 70 percent, though. while the main line is mostly preppy people who are very rich, it is also very diverse. not everyone drives a jaguar. i don't care what everyone's stereotypes about it is, but i know for a fact it's got a whole different group of people. i have lived here since i was born. yeah, we have the second biggest mall in america, and yeah, there are a lot of starbucks, and yeah, about half of the residents are total preps, but a lot of them are really down-to-earth and/or middle class. i don't know what your big 'idea' about this place is, but it's not what you think it is. we don't all drive our big, fancy cars. not all of us shop at designer stores. unless you've actually been here and lived here for all your live, your conception about the main line and everybody living here is very, very wrong.
by kristenhope February 06, 2008
The main line is a collection of suburbs containing of douche bags that THINK (and only think) that they are better than the rest of the world, and they like to flaunt it all the time. They pop their collars, don their Gucci, and D&G, shop at Banana and J. Crew full price, and love to repeatedly use the word BEST in their sentences. (aka "ACME bakery makes the BEST cookies in the world" or "WaWa is the BEST place to go get a hoagie at midnight" or "Going to Ocean City is the BEST time ever") It's just so sad that main liners heads are so far up their asses that they all can't even see straight. There is more to life than looking good and flaunting where you life...you're not the only douche bags who live in wealthy suburbs, ya know?
Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.
Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.
Main liners use the words "main line" as an adjective! (aka "Suzy is sooo main line.") Amazing isn't it?
Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.
Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.
by WaWa lover anon. May 31, 2006