main line

The main line is a collection of suburbs containing of douche bags that THINK (and only think) that they are better than the rest of the world, and they like to flaunt it all the time. They pop their collars, don their Gucci, and D&G, shop at Banana and J. Crew full price, and love to repeatedly use the word BEST in their sentences. (aka "ACME bakery makes the BEST cookies in the world" or "WaWa is the BEST place to go get a hoagie at midnight" or "Going to Ocean City is the BEST time ever") It's just so sad that main liners heads are so far up their asses that they all can't even see straight. There is more to life than looking good and flaunting where you life...you're not the only douche bags who live in wealthy suburbs, ya know?

Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.

Main liners use the words "main line" as an adjective! (aka "Suzy is sooo main line.") Amazing isn't it?

Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.

main line by WaWa lover anon. June 11, 2006

Main Line

The Main Line is just section of rich people who think that they are better then other people. It is also a place were you can see some of the most impationt people in the world for driving, buying, and even talking! If you are a "Main Liner" then you are most likely wealthy and live in a massive house with 5 bathrooms or you live in an apartment with the delux put in it. A person who lives in the Main Line also may think that he/she is a real cool kid and likes to wear the following:
1. a polo (aka collared shirt)
2. a college hat
3. baggy sweat pants
4. a 150 doller shoes you got customised
5. a gucci wallet

A Main Liner also likes to listen to either rap (typiclly the best known rapper) or the newest alternative rock band that is played on MTV.

You can consider a Main Liner a prep or either a goth.

Main Line by givemetheball81 February 21, 2005

main line

okay, so contrary to popular belief, the mainline is NOT a place for rich douches to hang...there are some, and there used to be way more, but now most people are the people who came to work for the richies. there are like a couple ghettos, not a lot, but if you go anywhere into tredyffrin-easttown (valley forge, devon, berwyn, and paoli) then ur bound to get asked at least thirty+ times to buy drugs. good place to live, but is going somewhat downhill due to economy...everyone knows each other...

im one of them who's parents work for the richies of the main line.

main line by erin...hey... March 20, 2010

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

Main Line by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

main line

The main line is for rich people and everyone their is stuck up.

Josh Eife is rich, so he lives on the main line.

main line by Jeffrey May 13, 2005

Main Line

The BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!

The main line is def. the best place in the world. it is soooo much fun and everybody here is rich. our parents get us watever we want and my house is on 6 acres and every ones house is a comeplete mansion. about 80% of the houses here are 7000sf++ and the stupid outcast houses really are dumb and should be replaced right away. we have the 3rd biggest mall in the world or sumethin and it is so expensive. something that stupid city dumbshits caouldnt afford. the houses are all over like 1 million dollars and there are awesome restaurants. the country clubs are awesome. everything about this place is beast. nobody id rich eneough to live here exept for the cooler people like us.i have 3 houses at the shore and 2 apartments in nyc which we rent out when we are not there.

Main Line by remiszewski October 14, 2008

main line

i live in the main line area, and ever since i was born. i used to like it until the cliques and annoying bitches surrounded me. i used to be a loser, but then i became popular and saw the ugly side. people make fun of you, talk shit about you, and ruin you. if you dont date a pop, you are mind fucked. basically, all of your "friends" talk shiiiiiittt about you iff your popular. if you were a loser like me, everything was great and you should stay with that title, but being popular on the main line sucks ass. i hate people and i hate my friends, geeks rule, pops suck.

i am popular and i live on the main line, brb gonna shoot myself!

main line by mainline=mindfuck December 18, 2012