magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

maggot magnet

A nickname for the 45th President of the United States..

All those wiseguys surrounding the trumpadumpster lead us to call him the maggot magnet.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019

Death Magnetic

The title of Metallica's ninth studio album, due out in September, 2008.

dude death magnetic is gonna be so sick

by lol ok? June 15, 2008

Fangirl Magnet

Kind of like a Chick Magnet... only it's a fictional character that is stereotypically known to make teenage girls squeal and shriek at first sight. Extra points if they're a badass, anti-hero or rough past. (Moar bonus points if they're trying to leave it behind.)

1.) Shadow the Hedgehog's low voice, cool demeanor and dark attitude made him the new Fangirl Magnet in the Sonic franchise.

2.) From day 1, we knew that Yami Yugi, with his lower voice, attitude and addiction to leather, would make him the resident Fangirl Magnet.

by TehHopeless July 5, 2011

mugger magnets

Apple's Earbuds for use in their ipod. In New York and other big cities they are know to alert a mugger that you are in possession of one of these expensive pieces of shit.

I was walkin down 46th jammin out to the jonas brothers and got jacked for my ipod. Those earbuds are like mugger magnets.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

fail-magnet

1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character

Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet

by LINEAR-wit-tha-jew May 20, 2009