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MaaS

MaaS or Machine As A Service is a new methodology to market machinery to users. Rather than selling the equipment, the equipment is given to the end-user with no initial capital expenditure. The client only pays for the work performed by the machine.
Example; Hey Billy Joe, they just delivered my butter making centrifuge. It normally costs $500,000 but I got it on a MaaS model and pay $1.90 for every pound of butter I produce with it. Wow.... I am amazed.
by Afshin Doust @ AIS October 12, 2019
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MAGACUCK

MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again, which is Trump’s election slogan. A cuck means that your lover got stolen. You get the word “MAGACUCK” when you combine the two. You use it on people who thought Trump would get another 4 more years, but he lost big time.
Guy 1: Trump 2020! 4 more years!
*Trump loses*
Guy 1: WTF?

Guy 2: Get MAGACUCKED
by Hazing@420 November 28, 2020
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magafucker

Die-hard supporter of Donald Trump. Portmanteau of "MAGA" (Make America Great Again) and "motherfucker"
Those magafuckers would deport their own parents just to piss off the liberals
by shroom42 May 10, 2017
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Kek maga

A series of NSFL shock websites, showing a warning before you click, and then after you click it, flashing lights, photoshopped videos of a dog being skinned, a person performing necrophilia to a burned child and a burned person, and in the center, a man drilling his urethra. The phrase "Kek maga" seems to have originated from Hungarian, meaning "Kek himself," so it just means "Laughing to himself" basically.
Person 1: Huh... What's this link my friend sent me?
Person 1 on Discord: What is this?
Person 2 on Discord: A link to my social media I made called Kek maga! :D
Person 1: *clicks* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *goes into shellshock*
by APittsburghFurry February 3, 2021
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Maga tinamu

Mahn-gai chi-nah-moo

Fijian swear figuratively translated as fuck your mother. Literally translated as mother's vagina 2nd person possessive, "your mother's vagina."

The worst swear in Fijian.
You get hit by a flying beer bottle and say "maga tinamu" to the Fijian guy and start the fight.
by Fijimanz June 11, 2011
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MAGAdouche

1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.
Look at that lifted truck with all the Trump stickers. What a MAGAdouche!
by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019
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Maastricht Syndrome

The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.
I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!

Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.

The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!
by gate crasher x October 23, 2011
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