Mellencamp

The same as a cougar except over the age of 50.

Barney: Come on, dude, your mom is a cougar!
Robin: Wait, I thought you said a cougar can't be over 50.
Barney: Okay, she's a mellencamp.

by Cap Daddy January 24, 2011

Malleo

A version of Mario introduced in Youtube videos. He is also Canadian, talking like Terrance and Philip of south park. But, all he can say is fire flower. But, when he says it, he turns things into fire flowers. He is also Weegees older brother.

fan: hey its malleo!
malleo:fire flower
fan: (is a fire flower)

by I am a fucking retard!!!!!!! October 14, 2008

Maelee

A girl who wins, even when she doesn’t try. She never has to try for a job. They come finding her. She has a great wit and a soft heart and she can sing.

Maelee got promoted (again).

by Maiya23 December 11, 2018

Mallet Head

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

by Chesstastic July 31, 2007

mallesting

Mallesting pronounced: 'mall-esting' is when you go to the mall to look at underage girls. One who engages in mallesting, is known as a mallester.

Bob went to the Gateway mall on Saturday, he said that the mallesting was okay, but not as good as the Fashion Place mall.

by Lance P. August 18, 2007

mallercise

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.

John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.

by Andy Smither December 25, 2007

Maelee

the hottest and the baddest bitch in the world. She could steal your mans! She really is super smart. She is not an asian women despite what you might have heard. She could steal your heart and break it in two!

damn is that Maelee she is hot!

by Idea May 28, 2020