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A super cool chick who is funny, beautiful, smart, and sassy and won't put up with anyone's shit. Because if you hot glue her to her seat, she will find you. So don't fucking mess with her and call her a fat hoe because she isn't fat, she just isn't necessarily anorexic. She doesn't need to put up with your deflated dick's mood swings. And she may seem like an inexperienced virgin, but she knows how to deepthroat and ride your sorry excuse for a dick so don't pretend to be some manwhore when you haven't even gotten some from her.
"Holy shit dude, Maely gave me some serious head last night!"

"Don't tell people bro, she'll deny it and fuck your dick up."

"She may look innocent but god damn!..."

"You think she can hit me up man?"

"Dude, she ain't lookin' for no scrub!"
Maely by BeachBalls February 1, 2016
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Nerd, bully, lovers of Quito and koda, but most importantly she’s dumb. I guess she’s kinda funny not really. Oh and she’s jealous of a sexy beast named Randy.
Wow you’re being such a maelyse right now stop bullying me.
maelyse by Maelyse is dumb February 18, 2018
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malystryx 

The best person to ever exist. They are very private and to themselves but are an amazing friend when you get to know them. If you date a Malystryx, be ready to be comforted and have someone by your side all the time. They'll be there for you through thick and thin and get hurt when you can't hang out. Plus, they are so gorgeous! Whenever she walks in the room, everyone stops and stares. They are great friends, great significant others, and a great person overall
"I heard Ben was dating Malystryx."
"Oh, they'll be very happy together"
malystryx by squigglyline November 20, 2017

Maelasae 

Maelasae is an artist and designer from Southern Missouri.
Maelasae by Maelasae October 1, 2022

maelyn elise 

Maelyn Elise is a beautiful brown skin girl who puts her trust in God . Maelyn Elise doesn't like fake friends. Maelyn Elise has probably been through Hella shit but still pushes through . She has the perfect mindset of a very successful young lady . She stays out of drama but if you come at her sideways it's over with !
oh dets maelyn , she pretty , stays to her self and she thickkkk asf !
MAELYN ELISE
maelyn elise by anonymous November 9, 2022
One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Melyssa by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004