national suck my butt day

a national holiday to suck anyones ass

"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"

by soniab123 April 2, 2021

A stick up my butt

it hurts

please help theres a stick up my butt

by CumSlayer March 8, 2022

Poop in my butt

Usually said in a low whisper wile on the phone to annoy one's friends, often said repeatdly.and causes one's friend to hang up after annoyance.sometimes used for pranks.

(ring,ring)
Cody-Hello?
August-poop in my butt
Cody- omfg im gonna hang up
August-poop in my butt
Cody-that's it im telling jesus.
(hangs up)

by August Big Penis June 30, 2009

Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.

When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!

by Vtothenessa February 27, 2011

Dusted my butt plug

Dissolving cocaine in glycerin-based sex lube and using it on a butt plug or anal beads.

Brett dusted my butt plug last night and wow, just wow!

by RossDaFurrian September 7, 2021

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

pee in my butt

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.

Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT

by Blaqcolossus September 23, 2020