Mwark

The most remwarkable man you'll ever meet. If you want gorgeous, sexy and romantic then this is the only man you'll ever need.

I have a Mwark. He's for life not just for Christmas.

by Ntbd October 10, 2011

Morkon

When someone is more stupid than stupid.

When someone has absolutely no brain cells left they can be considered morkon.

"Oh god I really hope we don't have to work with mark again today, he is so morkon"

"He left the doors unlocked again, ughhh he is such a morkon"

by B-6362 December 16, 2018

mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

mork

The special friendship between two best friends

"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"

by baseballstar37 February 16, 2012

Mork

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Gork.

The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.

by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night

by Spum August 24, 2006

mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 6, 2004