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murphy's law 

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "
Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

murphy's law 

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"
murphy's law by Murphy September 10, 2003

Murphy's Law 

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
Murphy's Law by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018

Murphy's Law 

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
Murphy's Law by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Murphy’s law 

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
Murphy’s law by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Murphy’s law 

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.
Murphy’s law by danik0011 February 27, 2024