mum

a big ass bow thing made out of ribbons,
that you get for homecoming from your date.

ronny gave me the best home made mum ever!

by boooobca. March 18, 2009

Mum

Ur mum a fat stinking slag and so are you i will chop both you fat pricks up. You tranny cunt.

Ur mums a dirty herion taking slag.

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

mum

the way people say "mom" in england

my mum is dead

by tatomuck1n December 15, 2008

Mum

A 'mum' is someone who is there to love and care for-after all, she gave life to you and supports you through thick and thin. She is a beautiful lady to love and to respect for all your life. No matter how much you say you hate her, she will always have a place in your heart. She cooks, cleans, washes, buys clothes, puts a roof over your head, and many people repay their mum by calling her 'bitch', 'cow', 'whore', 'slut', like she is something they scraped of their shoe. I love my mum and have a HUGE space in my heart for her. Everyone loves their mum and has a place in their heart for her.

I love you mum! You mean the world to me.

by Jedicatedmiss November 21, 2011

Mum

This person is gay

Mum is gay

by Mumistriplegay February 12, 2018

mums

A word that means, literally, "it doesn't matter."

"That test mums."
-or-
"That test was insignificant."

by Whit Smith February 6, 2005

mum

What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.

(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4

Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.

by (Y)pookie(Y) May 29, 2007