Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

MuffinBear

A high maintenance, typically spoiled person who has a sweet personality and loves sex and cuddling.

Kelsea is such a MuffinBear.

Her new boyfriend is a total MuffinBear.

by Red dog1 August 27, 2020

Muffin Head

The term “muffin head” is an intense racial slur used in the 1950’s because bakeries would throw the unsold muffins at African Americans.

What a muffin head.

by built: different October 7, 2020

muffin head

A term to describe the shape of a person's head who has a large afro.

Wow, that lurpy white boy has a big muffin head.

by the real P-funk February 24, 2008

muffin head

A name used by very sheltered people, or people that are trying to cover up for what bad language they just used.

Oh you stupid fu-i mean muffin head.

by shithole May 12, 2003

Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021

get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021