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Miked

Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
Anton got Miked after a few big daddys at Hooters.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012
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A non-profane way to tell someone to 'get fucked' or 'fuck off'
Whoever hit my car can GET MIKED!
by this-is-fine-69 May 12, 2021
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marked

1. Targeting someone for a violent attack. Usually meant to intimate them

2. Targeting someone for as a potential lover.
1. "y0, fuck you dawg, how you gonna disrepect me like that son? my crews got you marked."

1. "you're mark'd" (threat)

2. "did you see the size of those tits dawg, fuck. that girl is mark'd"
by James_Toronto October 8, 2005
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Merked

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018
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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
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Morked

(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
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marked up

To stink terribly like body odor
I played basketball all day in the 95 degree weather and now I am all marked up.
by TD7 June 23, 2009
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