monkey 

there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.

example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc

example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.

monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.

monkey by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

monkey 

Used in casino speak, especially by Asians. It means a 10 value card in Baccarat and Blackjack.

I'm up big after the dealer busted out after pulling that monkey on his 16.

monkey by D Vegas July 19, 2004

monkey 

Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).

"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin

monkey by pw_ninja September 4, 2009

monkey 

strange person who likes bananas and was captured by a zooo keeper.

that monkey just threw poo at me!

monkey by Monkey and Zookeeper April 29, 2006

Monkey 

an animal who loves bananas and to do the: " oeoeoeoeoe"

Hey look a monkey thats eating a banana!

Monkey by Monke_lover69 March 7, 2022

monkey 

Classic TV show. Featuring a Buddhist pilgrimage to return Holy scriptures from India back to China, always bothered by monsters and demons on the way.
A Japanese show based on a Chinese legend, and the young priest was played by a woman. His disciples were all animal spirits. Monkey, Pigsy, Sandy (a Kappa (a type of fish spirit), and Yu Lung was a horse, but used to be a dragon; though he would generally just be in horse form.)
The other three were similar to the Three Stooges, in that despite being good friends they were always fighting. VERY FUNNY SHOW!! WITH TERRIBLE EFFECTS THAT ADDED TO IT'S CHARM.

Tripataka:"Monkey, behave! We Buddhists don't kill!"
Monkey: "But he's a demon!!?"
Tripataka:"I said NO KILLING!"
Monkey:"You spoil all my fun!... Can't I just kill him a bit?"

Pigsy:"I do all the work"
Monkey:"You? You lazy swine!? Even Sandy does more than you!"
Sandy: "What's that supposed to mean?! I do as much as you, probably more!"
Monkey:"Is that right, eh? Then who killed all those monsters back there, eh?"
Sandy:"I'm a philosopher!"
Monkey: "Then I guess your philosophy in life is to stand back and let me do all the work, Mmmm Fishface?!"
Pigsy: "They're going to fiiight!"
Monkey:"Stay out of this Hogbrain! Or I'll fight you both... With one arm behind my back!...And I won't even break a sweat."

monkey by snoringsquid September 21, 2005

monkey 

Someone who isn't quite as smart as humans, and has ape like qualities such as big ears and a small brain. This very often describes the President of the United States.

George W. Bush is a monkey.

monkey by ihavenothingbettertodo September 3, 2005