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Monoboob

A word used to describe boobs of Amazonian war princesses who wanted to cut off their boobs for better performance at battlefields but made a compromise to cut only one side as they had to breastfeed babies. It is an old, traditional custom that goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is often overlooked by commercial businesses that make movies with pretty girls that have both wild tendencies and boobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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moonboots

Moon Boot is a boot designed by a company called Tecnica in the early 1970's. It became popular in the late 1970's and 1980's and is seeing a resurgence this season.

Moon Boot is a registered trademark of Tecnica - any supposed "Moon Boot" not offered by Tecnica is typically a knock-off. Don't be a poser - buy the real product. Fakes are for fakeees.
Wow . . . where did you get that pair of real and authentic moonboots?
by Bootie McBootstein September 26, 2006
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moonboogied

A person who struts their stuff while their buttcrack is showing
I just got moonboogied at the stoplight
by Whodidthathuh November 13, 2022
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moonboots

Noun - a man of middle age who walks around in a singlet, black faux leather waistcoat, soiled jeans and odd looking boots. Often heard to yell incomprehensible obscenities to his long suffering wife, whilst drinking beer and listening to Fleetwood Mac many years after Fleetwood Mac has arguably come and gone. Is often visited by police, who check his computer for kiddie porn, and ask him to stop hanging around local schools, offering cigarettes to very very young boys.
"Hey did you hear old moonboots last night?"
"No, why?"
"I heard him yelling hard out at his wife, something about "Put your fish where your mouth is b*tch, and fold some f*cking washing"

"Hey, what are the cops doing here?"
"Oh, old moonboots has been at it again so they are taking his computer away"
by Laury Nextman May 1, 2008
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monoboob - gene disorder in which females are born with a morphed gene that results in the growth of a 'double boob'. Operations can be carried out to separate the monoboob but this is a risky process as it is so close to the heart. Although, a scan can be done at birth if the child is to thought to have this gene (inherited from parents) which enables them to see the gene and split it or remove a part of this which would result in the normal growth of breasts on the child.
monoboob mono-boob, mono boob,
by Picklepie January 21, 2009
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mooboob

An extrememly large man breast which can be confused as a boob
George:Hey Greg did you see that mooboob last night it was all up in my face?

Greg: Yea it was jiggling everywhere!!!
by JakeTheDog420 November 15, 2011
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monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.
girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!
by lauralegend February 12, 2007
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