Moming

“Moming” is used to catch people off guard in text when you mean “morning.” If the person you are talking to doesn’t call you out for saying moming, they are a registered sex offender.

“Good moming”
“Good morning John”
“I bet you touch kids or some shit”
“Yeah I ignored you on purpose”

“What the fuck”

by zickser November 28, 2021

mummingy

Very cute and petite mother who makes good spaghetti di soia. Usually is very cool.

Woah ur mom is really cool
Yeah she's a total mummingy

by amogus123fortnite February 25, 2023

MOMMIN

mom-in/ (v); nurturing, sacrificing, and grinding for those you love while looking fly.

I’m in mommin mode with the kids!

by TK Tips April 14, 2024

Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!

Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming

by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024

fantastically fast memming

a phrase used to describe someone who memorizes lots of stuff.

Wow! Nashan with the fantastically fast memming!

by nachozz February 19, 2018