Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
Get the mobile blockademug. A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
by jsd9632 February 29, 2012
Get the nigger mobilemug. A term for a vehicle thats often used for trap purposes. Popularized by the Beech, some say he invented it.
by onlycorrects February 28, 2020
Get the Trap mobilemug. by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005
Get the Pope mobilemug. A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.
by Joeproson April 22, 2011
Get the Nigga-Mobilemug. Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.
Denny : You just got T-mobiled
Denny : You just got T-mobiled
by King03 August 13, 2012
Get the T-Mobiledmug. 1. A large hotdog-shaped float that represents Oscar Mayer and sometimes appears in Thanksgiving parades or on commercials
2. A word thrown around in a sentence without specific meaning, sometimes as a filler or conversation starter; Also a non-profane way of insulting someone
2. A word thrown around in a sentence without specific meaning, sometimes as a filler or conversation starter; Also a non-profane way of insulting someone
by weeniemobile November 28, 2010
Get the weenie mobilemug.