Minnesconsin

Minnesconsin is the area of far-western Wisconsin that is really close to Minneapolis/St. Paul. About half of the people from this area are originally from Minnesota, and the rest are from Wisconsin. Either way, the people of Minnesconsin go to Minnesota for pretty much everything that isn't groceries or booze, especially clothes, employment, and the airport. The cities of Minnesconsin especially include Ellsworth, Hudson, New Richmond, Prescott, River Falls, and Somerset. Although far from Minneapolis, Superior can also be considered part of Minnesconsin due to its proximity to Duluth. Minnesconsin is a very common place for Packers/Vikings border battle disputes. Lots of people from Minnesconsin are even fans of both the Packers and the Twins, illustrating how this region has many things in common with both Minnesota and Wisconsin. The typical town in Minnesconsin will have a good mix of Packers/Vikings fans.

At an office in Downtown Minneapolis:

- "Wow, you have quite the commute!"

- "Yeah, I'm from Minnesconsin."

At a Twins game:

- "Why the hell are you wearing a Packers hat here with your Twins shirt?"

- "I'm from Minnesconsin. I love the Twins, but the Vikings are trash. Go Pack, go!"

by MSPeast October 22, 2010

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.

Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"

by Poon snatch June 2, 2013

mine turtle

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.

Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012

shingle-minded

A person who has nothing on their mind except working on roofs.

That guy across the street is crazy, he has been banging on his roof all morning. He is definitely shingle-minded.

by peteski10 January 10, 2010

minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

Milne

A seemingly unpronouncible last name to those outside the Milne genus.
Originating from Scotland, Milnes are a hardy bunch, many of whom 'immigrated' to Australia as convicts in the 19th century.

'Hi Bob Milne'
'Oh hi Mr. Millun'
'No it's one syllable'
'Ah i see, like Milneh?'

by Peak Ah Choo March 19, 2009

shallow-minded

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014