A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.
Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
by iWroteThisSinceiHateMrsHawe June 15, 2011
by Cockledoodleeatme April 18, 2018
SOUTH EASTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL...
“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE
“A SCHOOL THAT IS TERRIBLE FOR KIDS”DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. TEACHERS AND OR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS DO NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR. TEACHERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. OTHER TEACHERS GIVE STUDENTS A+ FOR SITTING AND EATING AND PLAYING ON PHONES WHEN THE REST OF THW CLASS DOES HARD WORK THAT THE TEACHER DOESN'T TEACH. I’M WARNING ALL OF YOU... DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE
by someonewhohatesSESD December 12, 2019
A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021
There are four steps
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.
by Loose seal January 27, 2021