king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

by Tara and Rachel May 24, 2008

The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.

Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.

by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014

midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane December 9, 2008

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy

I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.

by RCBaylon February 4, 2007

Midas' Grasp

When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.

Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.

by Kitzuchi April 1, 2021