Maldon

A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.

Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon

by Solid guy who wrote this December 31, 2018

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Dirty Maldanado

Rubbing your sweaty gooch on the face of a guy during Gay sex.

Raymond Maldanado gave his signature "Dirty Maldanado" To a Male Striper.

by Suhav j October 17, 2008

maldives

Islands south of India (I think) that are fucking BEAUTIFUL...

I had my honeymoon at the maldives.

by Advil April 9, 2004

maldición

A very basic and bland curse in many forms of Spanish, considered mild and not very offensive. Used from minor incidents to injuries or suprise.

Maldición! Nothing ever works right...
Whoa... Maldición... that was nuts!

by Nixion October 25, 2006

maldini

The best defender in history. He played in the best team called Ac Milan all of his life and played the most minutes in the world cup. So much experience and is very smart. Won 4 champions leagues. The captain of milan right no. 39 years old. Gets injured a lot right now and gets tired from his age and does not play a lot from the injuries. LEGEND!!!

Maldini is Maldini a legend

by Amer Al-Daraghma March 5, 2007

Mald

Someone who is mad that they are bad at a game. Also can refer to someone who is bald and mad, but that is the literal term.

He just lost, he must be malding!
Damn he sucks, he’s so mald!

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022