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Lemon Meringue Pie

After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.
Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."
by JamesLeFranc March 4, 2010
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meringue

1. A creamy dessert topping, known well as part of lemon meringue pie.
2. Slang for jizz.
"I got meringue in my hair!"
"That's a sticky mess."
by SoySocks April 17, 2014
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lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.
That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.
by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007
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Meaningful Deliverables

A common excuse given to skip an event, appointment or gathering.
I’m sorry I cannot attend the family reunion as I have too many meaningful deliverables.
by Wlumpkin July 23, 2023
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life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning.

Life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning, is a term usually used by people named "Kristian." This phrase may occur most likely when gaming or when being in a 1-on-1 conversation with someone else. It is also used as a funny counter-back to awkward situations.
Mango: Does life even have meaning?
Kristian: life isn't meaningful, life is full of meaning.
by Mangokiki October 12, 2021
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Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.
My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!
by Master Dan April 13, 2007
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