MFFL

Mavs Fan For Life. One who supported the Dallas Mavericks through the dreadful 90's.

"I survived the Cherokee Parks/Lorenzo Meyer/Tony Dumas days. I'm a MFFL"

by Mavs Man August 4, 2007

mufflin

When a girl tries to quite down her farts.

Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.

by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014

mufflestein

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

Mufflehead

Any person who attempts to laugh or talk while also having a mouthful of penis.

I cannot watch this show anymore. Wayne Brady is such a mufflehead.

by Minnesota Man October 31, 2011

wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.

Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.

by jberkj January 18, 2011

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

bread muffler

Stuffing a piece of bread in someones mouth while commiting anal rape to keep them quiet.

Tim used the bread muffler on his cell mate David, to keep him quiet so he could ass rape him.

by Jason (r.f) August 30, 2005