matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

matress wars

When 2 homosexuals have a slap battle on a mattress

matress wars

by goatnoob10 February 13, 2021

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

Matress Terror

Fear of one's matress

You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!

by Crazy Word Bitch September 17, 2009