Maori

A very passionate oral sexual intercourse

Your friend commits a sexual intercourse with either male or female counterpart while screaming "Ohhh Maori", and you go "ohhh Maori!!!".

Maori by coolahh January 19, 2026

Māori 

Māori translates to natural or normal. When Europeans arrived in New Zealand, the natives had to come up with a way of defining themselves so they became known as Māori. This is because to themselves they were normal, while the Europeans became known as Pākehā, or foreign. Māori is also the name of the native language spoken by Māori people.

Someone who has Māori ancestors is considered to me Māori.

Māori is an official language of New Zealand.

Māori by Mystery537 September 18, 2013

Maori Piano 

A poker machine

“Sup mah g payday today u wanna hit the pokies tn?”

“Yeah cuz I’m always keen for the Maori Piano”

Maori Piano by kiakahaSteve March 21, 2021

maori side-step 

A term used in rugby when a player with the ball, instead of side-stepping OUT of contact, runs straight through the defender usually resulting in hollering teammates and a semi concussed defender. Traditionally seen as a bad move in the sport but sought after by most players.

Benchwarmer #1: Holy shit, James just layed that guy out!

Benchwarmer #2: The Maori side-step...

maori side-step by Fudge613 October 31, 2011

Maori Overdrive 

When you are driving an old manual car and you kill the engine or set it in neutral at the top of a steep hill and cost down. Done mainly to save petrol.

We putz da car un maori overdrive to save us sum gas

Maori Overdrive by Ubera Kake August 20, 2009

māori mask 

A sexual position representing the strength of a moari tribes man. The māoris are well known for their appreciation of their female partners, therefore the incorporation of the ultimate female sexual stimulation is what creates this sexual position. The female is sat on the male's shoulders, with a swift movement, the male brings the female's body around towards his face where he inserts two fingers into the vagina with the left hand and holds the lower back with his right hand, whilst simultaneously giving oral sex to his female companion . Creating the image of the Māori Mask.
Warning: do not try this without a soft landing area or craddle equipment .

I gave my girlfriend a good old māori mask -ing last night.

I want to attempt to māori mask as many women as possible in this club tonight, Then I'll be the chief!

I love being my boyfriend's Māori Mask.

māori mask by muffdivingpro March 5, 2014

Maori Shower 

When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.

Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"

Person 2: "You disgust me"

Maori Shower by bohatamahatama May 5, 2009