Malia

I literally love her more than words can ever describe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I love Malia sm💓💓💗💗💗💗

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo January 13, 2021

Malia

A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.

What if I told you my name was Malia...

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows February 27, 2020

malia

a less explicit explitive. For use in substitution for the word "fuck".

He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.

by Thomas Cwiok August 6, 2003

malia

the war god of hawaii
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck

malia destroyed my friendships
what a little malia
the revenge of malia

by regulator666 September 11, 2009

malia

a) something that appears sweet on the outside, but is bitter to the core on the inside.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.

ie. you've become so transparent in your set-up, that i'm almost tempted to call you malia.

ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.

by plum11 August 28, 2011

Malia

That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt

Wow she is definitely a malia

by Malia Lane March 28, 2019

Malia

Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush

Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful

by Pastaslut June 2, 2019