Malia

Shes the hottest girl you'll meet. She is rly good at everything she does and can be the girlfriend you'll ever get, don't let a Malia go.

Guy: OMG that girl is sooo good at everything, and shes really hot too

Girl: Yeah thats Malia

Guy: Oh that explains a lot

by Furrycouples March 12, 2022

Malia

such a kind, lovely, and caring person. she's so silly and funny and alwaysfinds a way to make people laugh she'll bring so much joy to your day without even realizing, and shes the highlight of your day. she cares a lot for her friends and is a loyal person. she's a little sensitive but she always tries to hide it to check on her sometimes. she puts everyone before her, and shes such a goofy person. she's someone you can trust with secrets and someone you could come to anytime if your upset or need someone to talk too. she's so beautiful its unbelievable, and no matter how many times you tell her that she wont believe you. you could look into her beautiful blue eyes for the rest of eternity, and everytime you think of her yours heart drops to your chest.Malia, your an amazing person and i- i love you.

malia's so amazingly stunning

by jayyy:) April 4, 2022

Malia

I literally love her more than words can ever describe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I love Malia sm💓💓💗💗💗💗

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo January 13, 2021

Malia

A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.

What if I told you my name was Malia...

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows February 27, 2020

malia

a less explicit explitive. For use in substitution for the word "fuck".

He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.

by Thomas Cwiok August 6, 2003

malia

the war god of hawaii
a hellbent little bitch ready to suck your life away to only ruin anothers
beware the malia
also the word substitute for fuck

malia destroyed my friendships
what a little malia
the revenge of malia

by regulator666 September 11, 2009

malia

a) something that appears sweet on the outside, but is bitter to the core on the inside.
b) a manipulative person who pretends to be something they aren't; one with a dishonorable agenda.
c) one who plays victim in order to win opportunistic friendships.
d) a female character synonymous to Iago in Othello.

ie. you've become so transparent in your set-up, that i'm almost tempted to call you malia.

ie. i've heard from friends of friends of friends that you're actually very malia.

by plum11 August 28, 2011