J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

by Debonovich January 10, 2005

F.M.L.Y.H.M.

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007

F.M.L.

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.

"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."

by jd9318 August 11, 2008

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

W.M.L.

Whatever Major Loser

Mercedes: You suck!

Michaelito: W.M.L.!!!

by Nick Ang August 28, 2008

H.T.M.L.

How
To
Meet
Ladies

anyone with a pair of balls needs to know H.T.M.L.

by bac292 March 31, 2008

J.M.L.K.

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.

"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"

by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009