A Lyle is a total asshole that pretends to be rich even though they are not. It can be used almost as if it were the word jabroni.
Girl 1: see that guy in that rental Prius over there?
Girl 2 (impressed): maybe he’s just undercompensating.
Girl 1: Seems like a total Lyle to me.
Girl 2: your probably right...
Girl 2 (impressed): maybe he’s just undercompensating.
Girl 1: Seems like a total Lyle to me.
Girl 2: your probably right...
by Nauset trash talk April 20, 2018
When you convince your wife to let you build a chicken coop that The only purpose is to wear a chicken suit and choke your own chicken with a chicken egg up your ass.
by Wizzer23 June 24, 2020
He was too Lyle Lovett for the bar.
by MusiciansEverywhere April 18, 2011
A small ass town in Minnesota, Where theres nothing to do. Its close to Austin MN, which is really ghetto, yet a hell of a lot better then Lyle.
Storm: Hey Hanna, wanna come to Lyle mn and hangout at my house?
Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?
Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!
Hanna: ...
Hanna: Sure! but what are we going to do?
Storm: same thing we always do, Sit on my porch and draw with crayons!
Hanna: ...
by Allyk!nz August 30, 2011
by Akio.pr January 14, 2022
a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.
by torz504 August 11, 2008
An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
by Iizawetodd February 16, 2009