lurper

lerper,lirper,lirpur also A person male or female who smokes methanphetamine and proceeds to have absolutely no fucking regard for their own well-being stealing cars, tools, car stealing tools or ghost riding a stolen car in hot pursuit and stealing a bike,and or bringing half amillion cops to some poor lady's house and hiding with her until they leave,stealing some one's shit and helping them look for it;drooling on your face without noticing;any other side effect of meth,or doing anything without noticing the consequence

that fuckin' lurper was lirping in my truck and he lerped my damn jack!

by japanican December 6, 2006

lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

by EmilyCoSpgs February 28, 2009

lurpy

someone being awkward, tall, and skinny.

-dude, that kid is way tall and skinny. he looks awkward.

-he's lurpy.

by lizethe May 23, 2008

lurpy

(adj.)used to describe someone who is very creepy and sleazy

example: Dude stop scaring away all the girls you lurpy motherfucker!

by Crack Zack May 13, 2005

Lurpidlurdlur

Any reptilian creature that is identical to an alligator (Alligator mississippiensis). This is a slang word found most commonly in East Lansing, MI.

"Lurpidlurdlur, lurpidlurdlur, lurpidfuckinglurdlur."

by Rickalia December 29, 2007

lurp

a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.

That guy's a lurp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011