luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

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lunchless

Having no lunch.

"Can I eat the crust of your PB&J? I'm totally lunchless today."

by sasafras64 July 21, 2009

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school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

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Lunule

The white part at the end of a finger or toe nail

He clipped off the lunule with a pair of toenail clippers

by Obee Gi Why En August 4, 2011

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lunched

verb, The act of putting a thing or being "out to lunch." To wipe out or ruin something, to be put out of commission, either accidentally or deliberately. To eat one's lunch. Originally a North San Diego county surfing term that has spread to wider use.

Wow, Dewey got lunched on that one!
Leroy lunched Poindexter in the head.
When the power went out, it really lunched my computer.
That pothole lunched both the rims and tires on the left side of my car!
That exam lunched me.
I got lunched last night at the bar (either alcohol or another person could have lunched me).

by muchkaman December 7, 2012

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