dumpy lumpkins

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Lumpkin County

Better that White County. Located in North Georgia. The only thing to do is to gold mine and go to the local Walmart at 5 in the morning. Although it is a college town, there is nothing to do except get wasted with your friends. Everyone is a "bumpkin" and runs around in camoflaudge.

Did you see those "bumpkins" from Lumpkin County??

by I.dont.care. August 1, 2015

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

fatty lumpkin

Catch-all term for marijuana. Comes from the name of Tom Bombadil's horse in Lord of the Rings.

yo wassup nigga let's cruise the burg and blaze it up on some fatty lumpkin

by whateverrrrrr October 15, 2007

fatty lumpkin

1. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy joint (marijuana cigarette).
2. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy female (huge bitch).

1. If you're not doin anything, maybe we can go for a cruise and smoke this fatty lumpkin.

2. Fatty lumpkin I'm gonna get a blumpkin, fatty lumpkin she's the one for me!

by MDO September 10, 2008

Jeremy Lumpkins

Small dicked, man child

he so small hes a Jeremy Lumpkins

by hellomoto2017 July 23, 2017