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Loki

A mischievous bitch who HAD to take the Tesseract, and decided to threaten Thanos with a butter knife. Ex-king of Asgard, and has a suger daddy, The Grandmaster. Loves his older bro Thor, but denies it. Amazingly played by Tom Hiddleston, who is eqaully awesome.
Thor: Hey, let's do "Get Help".
Loki: ...What?
Thor: Get Help!
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on!
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It works everytime!
Loki: It's humiliating!
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No!
Thor: Then we're doing it!
Loki: We are NOT doing Get Help.
(30 seconds later)
Thor: GET HELP! PLEASE! MY BROTHER'S DYING! GET HELP!
*Yeets Loki*
by hbirdsong November 11, 2018
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lookin like a joint

Lookin good or attractive
Fine as hell

secy as fuck
"April be in work lookin like a joint, with her fine ass"
by lookinassnigga June 17, 2014
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Looking wolfie

Someone who looks scary and hairy, as if turning into a werewolf is looking wolfie!
That mad biker dude was looking wolfie!
by I, Wreckerrr June 12, 2021
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Loki'd

“Loki’d” is when you commit a generous prank.

This can also be used as a troll term

This phrase, term, whatever, came from the great Tom Hiddleston, who is either: truly Loki, Loki’s spirit animal, or the other way around.
Example #1

Person 1 (with tray of food): "What, probably around ten bucks right?"
Cashier: "Actually it's already been paid for"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "HEHEHEHEH I BOUGHT YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU! LOKI'D!"

Example #2

Person 1: "Can you believe Joss Whedon's April Fools prank? He never actually intended on telling us what Loki's army consisted of"
Person 2: "I know! He's such a troll! We totally got LOKI'D!"
by The Mischief Meister October 18, 2012
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Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
by gottaclue October 15, 2004
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Loki Loud

Loki Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Loki appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Lori Loud, and is the oldest of the genderbent Loud children at 17 years old. He has short blonde hair, a blue t-shirt, brown shorts, and blue shoes.
by Hotgirl_937 October 17, 2018
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Loki

Loki is the best god in all of the pantheons. It's a fact.
Loki is the god of mischief.
by Loki. The trickster. Got it? October 25, 2010
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