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monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith
I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!
by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016
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money laundering

Something you unfortunately cannot learn to do by looking it up in a dictionary.

If you've come here to, just turn yourself over to the police and tell them where you got all the money. It's probably for the better.
I got it, we'll just launder the money! My junkie cousin used to do money laundering all the time.
by zacon2 July 3, 2006
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loitering

What you are doing if you are sitting in a parking lot, usually at a 7-11 waiting for a girl that you havent seen forever to pass by.
We were loitering at 7-11 for no good reason
by Steven April 14, 2005
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money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.
Don't forget to empty your pocketsyou don't want to get arrested for money laundering.
by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010
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LEADERINGBOT

a way to describe someone who's nice.
jack : omg ladder is such a LEADERINGBOT
jason : i know right
by ArcaneWizard May 14, 2021
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quote-laundering

The act of citing a source to support a hypothesis and burying the reference in a footnote or endnote that, once investigated, turns out to be irrelevant, spurious or entirely fictitious.

Similar to quote-stuffing, a common practice in academic paper-writing, but not to be confused with quote mining.
I was trying to track down that juicy reference that Malcolm Gladwell dropped about what Nietzsche said about cell phones but it turned out to be total quote-laundering.
by panopticonopolis December 1, 2011
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Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.
Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!
by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016
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