Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.

The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.

by RMI2087 May 10, 2025

Loomer

To masturbate a man’s throbbing cock with feet

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!

by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023

Loomered

When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.

"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."

by pensee November 5, 2023

Loomer

Ur moms a milf

Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.

by Sidboihours July 10, 2021

Loomer

A person who is continuously shunned by society or a community due to their own insidious action(s). However they are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility and will seek out any reason or person no matter how illogical to shift the blame towards.

Alex: hey did you hear Laura got banned from the Smithsonian again?

Jonesy: yeah she’s on camera taking another dump in the Aerospace exhibit, but she pulled a Loomer and posted that Muslim immigrants put laxatives in the water fountains like that makes any sense at all.

Alex: Classis Loomer from Laura

by GroovyWars September 12, 2024