longneck

A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.

We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.

by p June 30, 2003

Longneck

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc

I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!

by SpongeRobert December 14, 2019

Longneck Threesome

The practice of drinking a beer (from a longneck bottle), then drinking a wine cooler, Finally finishing it off with another beer.

Instructions:

1. Drink your favorite beer from a glass bottle. 2. Then Consume, what some may say is a girly drink, i.e. a bottle of Bartel's And James. 3. Finally, Drink another bottle of beer. Hence the term "Longneck Threesome"

by TheLoneSith June 10, 2010

longnecking it

Just chilling or being awesome.

Look at those kids back there back there

yeah, just longnecking it.

by Eric May 22, 2007

Longnecker

Someone who is a hardass for no reason, and has absolutely no respect for and often behaves in a derogatory fashion towards women.

If Longnecker pulled a knife on me, I'd pull off his back-left chode so he and Liedel could chode-fuck.

by Academy junior May 31, 2005

longneck

a vegetarian. comes from long necked animals being herbivores.

youve had enough salad, eat some beef you longneck

by seanom October 23, 2007

Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

by ODBttu July 28, 2016