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by Jess is online June 1, 2021
Get the Lochonela mug.The sex position that makes any girl orgasm, I'm not talking in seconds.... I'm talking about a hour long intense and sensual build-up. The shit from all those romantic books rolled into one instance. Its something legends could be written about.
Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......
It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.
Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.
Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......
It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.
Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.
Me- "I have experienced this only once...... and i can never forget the moment.... my life is never as good as it should be now.... my expectation of existence is so high. I am currently looking for the man who did this to me....... to marry him. All i know is after the deed he said Lochog in my ear and that was it. The next morning after a perfect 8 hours of deep sleep.... yes brought on by the Lochog he was gone."
Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"
Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"
Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"
Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"
by HelpMeFindLochog October 28, 2021
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I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy
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by Matt May 23, 2004
Get the longhorns mug.1. A derogatory term for a cowardly person.
i.e. wimp, pussy, faggot, or bitch.
2. A guy who either a) chooses hoe's over bro's or b) lets his hoe control him
i.e. wimp, pussy, faggot, or bitch.
2. A guy who either a) chooses hoe's over bro's or b) lets his hoe control him
1. That lopchop can't even finish his beer.
2. Joe couldn't make it cuz his girlfriend won't let him out tonight, what a lopchop!
2. Joe couldn't make it cuz his girlfriend won't let him out tonight, what a lopchop!
by gh0$t April 15, 2008
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