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Carl van Loon

Wealthy movie star, the dutch version (carlo van laanen) is not so wealthy and movie star like.
Look at that douche, he looks like a dutch Carl van Loon.
by Michigan smitsers November 13, 2011
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4 Loko Town

A beautiful state of mind that those who consume Four Lokos on a daily basis inhabit. Landmarks include - Blue Raspberry River, Orange Park, Fruit Punch Farm, the Watermelon Well, Bong Beach's Lemonade Stand, Cran-ma's House, Kro-Grape-O Grocery Store, and most importantly the Whooty Bridge. The streets are paved in 4 Loko cans, 4 Lokos grow from the trees in Orange Park, and during the occasional thunderstorm 4 Loko is rained down on the entire town instead of water. Accessible only by the PJ's bus service and to those in possession of at least 1 Four Loko, 4 Loko Town would definitely be described as "where it's at". Being extremely drunk more than 6 times a week, nightly projectile vomiting, and more than 1 unplanned pregnancy within the confines of 15 days are all signs that you might be a resident of 4 Loko Town. So call that PJ's, get those Lokos, and drink up and you'll soon be on your way to 4 LOKO TOWN!!!
"Hey man, what do you wanna do tonight?"

"Well, I've got a lot of homework but I was thinking about just going to 4 Loko Town instead. Wanna join?"

"Sounds fantastic let's order 20 Lokos right now!!"
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Loona

The angry anthropomorphic hellhound from Helluva Boss.

She is the receptionist of Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P), a startup assassination business that carries out its services in the living world.

P.S., She is best girl
You know that furry called Loona right? Yeah she gained a lot of attention really fast...well deserved tbh....
by communistfurfag February 1, 2021
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lobon

Definition of an erect penis. Used widely in the 80's usually in school playgrounds.
by Eggman July 26, 2004
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Stan Loona

a phrase used by Orbits (Loona fans) telling to stan (become a fan) of Loona (a kpop group)
Orbits on twitter: "Stan Loona"
Non-kpop stan: who?
Orbits: "Shhhh *shows them girl front*
by massechuusetts February 23, 2021
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faux loko

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.
Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!
by justiferous January 10, 2011
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Fourth Lokos

A holiday taking place on the 4th of every month where celebrators each consume a Four Loko, an alcoholic beverage popular among high schoolers, college students and low 20 year olds, which was almost made illegal before the caffeine was taken out.

Another excuse for college students to get plastered on a week day.
College Sophomore: Whats the plan for Monday?
College Freshman: Taking it easy. I have my final exam the next morning and I'm on the edge of not passing
College Sophomore: bro its FOURTH LOKOS
College Freshman: oh %!#@, get me a Four Loko Gold
by teddygoodthrust February 26, 2019
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