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gluey louie

An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.
“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”

“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”
by AGoodLad June 16, 2020
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what the ladies want

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money
by pseudonym April 7, 2004
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ladies of the night

Women who have sex for money at night are ladies of the night.
by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009
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lodger

someone who rents and lives in a furnished room
The lodger rented a room as he has no money to buy a house
for himself.
by sateesgerrard January 17, 2010
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Lonie

1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
by Dashiva January 10, 2009
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Methodist Ladies College

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.
"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."
by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019
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Deerfoot Lodge

The most boss summer camp ever. Located Just north of Speculator NY, Deerfoot Lodge is a great Christian, boy's, wilderness camp.

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Chief Ron: "Are you going to be at Deerfoot Lodge next year?"
Camper James: "Yeah, see you next year--session 2!"

BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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