licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

things are looking up

things are starting to go well

the past couple of months haven't been easiy for me...but things are looking up

by ceetee September 12, 2006

Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

Joe Bruce Lookin Ass

When a guy (typically a tool) wears a denim jacket with light denim jeans and white Vans to tie it all together

Seems like the theme at Coachella was to be a Joe Bruce Lookin Ass

by SWCEPM October 11, 2019

looking like a snack

Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up .

Daaam baby you looking like a snack!

by Senpaijosh May 30, 2016

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Lookin Like Money

To have style, stay fly, walk with swag, but not necessarily be rich

"That dude lookin like money in those new air forces"

by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008