Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Great fuckin' movie! Got to add some points that have been missed: based on real events while Hunter S Thompson was supposed to be covering the Mint 400 (not filming it) - it was originally supposed to be a Sports Illustrated caption, not a book on the American Dream written in pure Gonzo journalism. The attorney is based on the real man, Oscar Acosta, who was also there and is Chicano, not Samoan. Hunter tried to get first SI, then Rolling Stone to cover "expenses" but they were deemed too outrageous - Random House paid for it, giving them future control of HST's book.

"I have dealt with them all, at close range, and my only regret is that I stomped too softly on the bastards"

by Madmarco April 6, 2004

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.

Man, that pie was fly loaf.

by Amalja July 6, 2011

Lafte

Lafte - portmonteau of laugh and latte.

It defines the moment of laughing whilst drinking a latte, or providing a latte to a customer who needs to smile.

The other day I was serving a grouchy customer who asked for a latte. A few minutes later I returned and offered him his "lafte".

by Dee_dawg November 13, 2011

Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.

"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.

by mitbong January 5, 2013

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010