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Lizardi, lizArdi, lizardI

Lizardi, lizArdi, lizardI
Lizardi, lizArdi, lizardI
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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LAZARRING

THE ACT OF TAKING A DUMP AND CREATING A VAPOR TRAIL THAT IT KILLS EVERYTHING IN IT'S PATH.
DESPITE USING POO-POURRI, I ENDED UP LAZARRING THE WHOLE OFFICE
by CHASTOLD September 12, 2025
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Larding

The act of extreme, almost performative laziness, expressed by lying or slouching so relaxed and spread out that one appears excessively heavy or inert.

A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.
"I planned to do something today, but I ended up larding around for three hours instead."

"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."

"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."
by Kadoodlebob January 13, 2026
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