A poor, crime-ridden city in the North-West of England.
The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
Man 1: I got mugged again.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
by Blooty Yeah Yeah November 30, 2009
A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.
by Boris Johnson September 1, 2007
A disgusting example of human existence, Liverpool in general resembles South-Central Los Angles, post-nuclear holocaust. They once produced the highly over-rated band ‘The Beatles’, which should have, perhaps more fittingly, been called 'The Cockroaches', as the city is crawling with them, both metaphorically and physically. The inhabitants are probably the loudest, rudest and obnoxious people on the entire earth.
On being in Liverpool for at least 10 minutes, man behind in shop queu, for no apparent reason to person in front: "For fuck's sake, hurry the fuckin' fuck up would ya. Fuck me...".
by Steve657 July 28, 2008
There are many theories about the city but as a 16 year old living here is horrible.
Liverpool used to be great, it used to be the center of music. Now thats all gone there are only few people carrying the legacy of the city. The teens here seem to be animals they just waste their lives and attack anyone trying to get out of here.
And the way it's just all about football... it's quite pathetic if I'm honest.
Also there is nothing to do in this city at all well you know apart from standing on street corners or walking around town.
I'm just saying I hate it and can't wait to get out. ¬¬
Liverpool used to be great, it used to be the center of music. Now thats all gone there are only few people carrying the legacy of the city. The teens here seem to be animals they just waste their lives and attack anyone trying to get out of here.
And the way it's just all about football... it's quite pathetic if I'm honest.
Also there is nothing to do in this city at all well you know apart from standing on street corners or walking around town.
I'm just saying I hate it and can't wait to get out. ¬¬
by fedupwiththiscity January 16, 2011
The worst English team who do badly in the premiership and are sponsored by the worst drinks company ever. Their manager is Spanish and doesnt have a clue about football. They buy the worst players ever and also have the worst goalie (Jose Reina).
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
Liverpool is a coastal city in the North West of England, it has a long history as a trade port within the British Empire flourishing in that time predominantly due to its part in the slave trade and has been in decline ever since. Liverpool was awarded the title "European Capital of Culture" in 2008 after gun, drug and gang were introduced in the scoring system and the city wiped the board.
Liverpool is known for its rough, ugly and self-pitying people who will band together and indulge in huge amounts of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth rather than just picking themselves up and getting on with it. The best example of this is the 96 supporters of Liverpool Football club who were crushed to death by their fellow fans 20 years ago who they people from Liverpool still can't shut about for some reason despite them being killed by their fellows.
All in all Liverpool is a horrible little city devoid of any charm and is best avoided.
Liverpool is known for its rough, ugly and self-pitying people who will band together and indulge in huge amounts of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth rather than just picking themselves up and getting on with it. The best example of this is the 96 supporters of Liverpool Football club who were crushed to death by their fellow fans 20 years ago who they people from Liverpool still can't shut about for some reason despite them being killed by their fellows.
All in all Liverpool is a horrible little city devoid of any charm and is best avoided.
by The_truth_teller_two March 26, 2009
by flough dow August 29, 2010