2 definitions by Blooty Yeah Yeah
by Blooty Yeah Yeah November 30, 2009
A poor, crime-ridden city in the North-West of England.
The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
The locals are known as Scousers or Bin-Dippers and have an inferiority complex unmatched anywhere else in the world.
The city often plays itself as the victim. Getting upset at the mildest of criticism. It's reputation of being a crime-ridden cesspit is often disputed by locals, who point to crime figures below that of other major cities. What the locals fail to mention is that Crime is so widespread there, most of it doesn't get reported.
It is the home of two football teams. Liverpool FC are one of the most successful teams in Europe. Everton FC are not. Tranmere Rovers are also local but are based on the Wirral. They reject accusations of being scousers, even through they have a scouse accent and the place is a dump.
Despite all it's poverty and social issues, Liverpool undoubtedly has the sexiest women in the UK.
Man 1: I got mugged again.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
Man 2: Ah, you're still living in Liverpool.
Man 1: Look at the norks on that woman!
Man 2: That's scouse women for you! There's something in the water up there. I bet she's filthy too.
by Blooty Yeah Yeah November 30, 2009