toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

teen literature

A book that is officially directed towards teens as a marketing strategy to draw in forty-year-old mothers.

Many local mothers hang out in the Teen Literature section of the bookstore after dropping their children off at daycare.

by Legitimate Nomenclature March 3, 2015

English Literature

A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.

I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.

by Skyrush August 29, 2022

literature circle

A fucking retarded thing that asshole teachers make you do because they think it's "educational". These teachers are retards and can't find and difference between left and write. These teachers are the teachers that mark you down a letter grade for being a dude and mark you up a letter grade for being a chick. The literature circle involves a compilation of losers sitting in a circle discussing a bunch of bullshit about a book that you read. Plus to make things shittier, you have to fill out faggy forms for each literature circle your group of losers does.

Teacher: We are going to be doing literature circles! Yayy!

Chick: Im sooo happy!

Dude: What are you guys faggy losers? Literature circles are a bunch of BS that don't teach you anything.

by Bartholemew Farter April 2, 2010

stripper literature

The long wordy tatoos on a strippers body. Like famous sayings, quotes, poems, book excerpts, bible verses, etc.

I had a hard time focusing on the lap dance because I couldn't stop trying to read her stripper literature on her back.

by iconone October 19, 2017

literature teacher

A sadistic poet that enjoys preaching communism in the language of literature.

The soviets specialises in literature teachers

by Question life April 7, 2021

modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang February 5, 2017