Corporate Liposuction

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!

Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.

by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007

lipocrite

An asshole who tells everyone how healthy he has become, then he lapses and gets fatter than he ever was.

Johnny is such a lipocrite! He worked out and ate pilaf and bitched about his fat girlfriend for three weeks, now he's back to drinking whisky in the lab.

by Nirav H October 9, 2008

lipophile

Someone with the affinity or attraction to lipids. Literraly an FA.

Lipophile=Someone who is sexually attraced to thick people.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Lipoon

The little spoon during cuddling.

Dustin, please let me be your lipoon tonight so you can touch my butt.

by alyyD June 9, 2014

liposuction

to lay dinosour eggs then go dance with them in africa!

you need to go get liposuction.

by HockeyStar1 September 30, 2007

Lipopumption

(n) A procedure that pumps excessive amounts of fatty tissue into undesireable areas of the body.

"Hey, did she just get back from having a kid?"

"No, I think she was out for a couple days recovering from lipopumption."

by Ricardo Montalnomicon January 18, 2012

lipocidal

Someone commited to slowly (but not knowingly) killing themselves by obesity. (Comes from Greek "lip" meaning fat)

Person 1: Have you heard of the fattest woman in the world?
Person 2: You mean Maya Rosales? Yeah, I've heard of her. She's totally lipocidal! Who would WANT to weigh that much anyways?!

by Pollard Chez March 9, 2015