Ling Ling

A name that only a person named Linda can have

Linda you're such a Ling Ling

by NateDGreat October 14, 2015

ling ling

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

by mr. buggaloo October 01, 2004

Ling Ling

The hottest Asian lacrosse player ever. He’s a living legend

Ling ling is so hot and such a laxer. He is the legend that has more clout than you

by Watthewmright October 29, 2017

Ling Ling

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.

- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh

by some_asian_guy July 02, 2016

Ling Ling

Another word for a dumbass. A.K.A- Ling Ling Shinoshi.

Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!

by Johanna April 17, 2004

Ling Ling

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

by Belac Flow October 22, 2019

Ling Ling

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"

by RardGuard December 12, 2019