lifetime

A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.

by canadianjewfish September 9, 2008

lifetime

dramatic or crazy. over the top

"you took my shirt!" response: "it's just a shirt! you're so lifetime"

by Yemz January 30, 2008

Lifetime Tv Station

The biggest piece of crap tv station ever created that plays nothing but movies of men raping women, men killing women, women PSMing, and slutty teenage whores getting pregnant because i guess thats what women like to watch but really no.

"I had a really fun time watching that movie where a 14 year old girl gets knocked up by that 50- year old guy on the Lifetime Tv Station since we are women and this is what we like to watch," said one girl to the other girl.

by Tommy Cera August 2, 2008

Linetta

hottest and coolest person

look at Linetta!!she is literally the hottest ever.

by guesswewillneverknow June 20, 2021

lifetime

TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.

Nobody should watch lifetime.

Lifetime is Hillary's tool.

Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.

by upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize December 28, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005

lifetime

Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?

Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?

by Jaaacob September 8, 2008